Haha i love this piece from my friend's blog
New Office Prayer
Grant me the serenity
To Accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And Also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Always give 100% at work........
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
But remember.........
When you're having a really bad day
And it seems like people are trying to piss you off,
Remember that it takes 42 facial muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend you finger.
Now get back to work............
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