Saturday, August 27, 2005
Friday, August 26, 2005
red spot
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/07jul_marshoax.htm
damn its an anticlimax but still gonna try to catch it anyway. sorry to the excited hearts
damn its an anticlimax but still gonna try to catch it anyway. sorry to the excited hearts
Planet Mars
Word has it that Mars is going to be so bright tonight you can almost see two moons if you look up the sky at 0030. Hm I dunno how true this is. Supposedly the report is true the next time this is going to happen is the yr 2287 so heck im not going to miss it if it happens so ill spend half an hour tonight staring at the moon.
Monday, August 22, 2005
Hoho
Life Lessons
August 19th, 2005 (No.2171)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you have to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved, and will never achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There's a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle as His messenger.
You should not confuse your career with your life, because if you have a career that probably means you have no life.
No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Never lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
August 19th, 2005 (No.2171)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you have to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved, and will never achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There's a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle as His messenger.
You should not confuse your career with your life, because if you have a career that probably means you have no life.
No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Never lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
Reason and Persuasion
"When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity." - Dale Carnegie
Saturday, August 20, 2005
...
" Try to do whatever you feel like doing, and of course, weigh the consequences.. but you don't exactly need to weigh it that accurately, u get what im saying?"
Friday, August 19, 2005
Thursday, August 18, 2005
apple
It's been a long time.. this is my virgin post on my ibook. Why get a mac? Because I want to try something new, and well, haven't heard nothing bad about it. It looks gd too also, but that's on the side.
Uni's been pretty ok so far.. i mean it's definitely a dash of fresh air, but nothing awfully exciting.
Hall life's been aight.. Why do I stay in hall? Because I feel like staying in one, having some personal space's pretty cool. Not that I don't have one at home, but it's different I'm sure you know what i mean.
And now back to the shit that i spew once in a while..
Give a hand at home. Get ahead at work. Give a passing stranger the eye, and a passing motorist the finger. Lose an arm and a leg at the track. Get something off your chest. Lend your ears to your fellow countrymen. Stick your nose in other people's business. Get your ass in a sling. Put your foot in your mouth. Hang loose. --- MAD
Uni's been pretty ok so far.. i mean it's definitely a dash of fresh air, but nothing awfully exciting.
Hall life's been aight.. Why do I stay in hall? Because I feel like staying in one, having some personal space's pretty cool. Not that I don't have one at home, but it's different I'm sure you know what i mean.
And now back to the shit that i spew once in a while..
Give a hand at home. Get ahead at work. Give a passing stranger the eye, and a passing motorist the finger. Lose an arm and a leg at the track. Get something off your chest. Lend your ears to your fellow countrymen. Stick your nose in other people's business. Get your ass in a sling. Put your foot in your mouth. Hang loose. --- MAD
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